I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
this one’s for all the punk ass bitches who think that classical music is lame
Look at how happy those people are. LOOK AT IT.
it’s like Pixar… for adults
This is great I swear!
THIS GOT SO GREAT AT THE END LIKE IT WAS GOOD AND THEN THE END
"dirty bikers" are my favorite people
JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.
ITS 2013 WHY DOESNT THIS EXIST
if i ever go to jail it would probably be for something of this nature
#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
Hubby surprised me with fan preview tickets for Star Trek Into Darkness!
And all I can say is sadflkjasdlkhasglkhnasglkhasfd.
That is all.
OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.